I will refrain from comment and simply relate the following phone I received a few days back at church one morning before the secretary got there with a Gnomer. (yes, a Gnomer) -The Archer Anglican General's Warning: Hilarity ensues... {phone rings} Archer: Good morning, St Mark's on the Campus... Voice: Hello? Is this the church? Archer: Yes, this is St Mark's on the Campus. Can I help you? Voice: Yes, I was wondering if the church needed some gnomes? Archer: Well, let me think...wait...uh, what now? {slight awkward pause} Voice: Gnomes. Archer: Gnomes...you mean like those small elf things? Voice: NO, not elves. Gnomes. I'm a Gnomer. {another awkward pause} Archer: So you want to give a church...some gnomes. Voice: Yes, I have a ceramic Gnome collection and I'm having to move and need to find a home for them. {a third awkward pause} Archer: What would a church do with gnomes? Voice: Lots of things. They make jolly good manger scenes. I have several in liturgical c...