Radioactive Tea


Since it was 100 degrees today, I decided to make some ice tea. (Being from the South, I make ice tea pretty much everyday, but that is beside the point.) I made it in the coffee pot like I usually do. I came back about a half hour later and poured it into my tea jug.

It was not that hot, so I am not certain what caused this. My poor tea jug melted in what can only be described as a Chernobyl type meltdown. Tea-rnobyl if you will.

If it glows in the dark, I won't drink it.
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JHearne said…
If it glows, you should drink it. Need I refer you too all those cool radiation-induced-superpowers?

This is your chance.
7/24/2006 3:15 PM
Stephen Newell said…
Dude, this is proof that we Southerners have intestinal fortitude.
7/25/2006 6:24 AM
Ryan said…
Where did you get your tea that day, then?

Concerned,
-R
7/25/2006 9:00 PM
The Archer of the Forest said…
Radioactive tea update:

I checked the type of tea. This is what I get for using decaf.
7/25/2006 10:14 PM
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