Friday, October 14, 2005

Heretic's Wedding Cake

Anglican General's Warning: The following contains gross amounts of satire and inside jokes. Viewer discretion advised...

I have been pondering the liturgical and ecumenical fallout from Nick's wedding. Upon further review from the booth...I believe the lineup shakes up this way:

Groom: Foursquare Gospel
Bride: Proto-Nazarene
Bride's Maid: Interdenominational
Best Man: Anglican
Stand-in groomschicken: AngloMethterian-Orthodox-Reformed
Preacher: Southern Baptist

My, this is quite the ecumenical entourage. I'll be sure to wear my seminarian clerical collar, cassock, and cincture to the wedding and dance around the altar with incense. That should freak everyone out, including myself. There can be a groom's cake, a bride's cake, and a heretic's cake. You guess the heretic...Its like the old song: Which of these is not like the others?

In all seriousness, we can run a fake option sweep around the right side, some razzle dazzle fake handoff to the Anglican with the pompous hat,who throws the Hail Mary pass to the groomschicken Friar Cluck in the end zone, and score the christening touchdown by catching the off guard if completely random Methodist strangely warming his heart by the goalline.

2 comments:

pro31doll said...

Well actually.....I really don't consider myself a Pentecostal. My church refers to themselves as non or "interdenominational".:) Oh well, not that it matters, we're all going to the same place anyway.

The Archer of the Forest said...

Even better...I'll update the line up