So I learned an interesting thing about wearing glasses today that never occurred to me before. I can only recount the verbatim for theological reflect:
The names and faces have not been changed to protect no one.
Location: Somewhere on the University of Nebraska campus
Campus Religious Workers meeting.
Archer (drinking hot coffee): Argh! I can't see!
Archer's boss: That's because your glasses are fogged up.
FYI...who knew hot coffee fogged up glasses?