So it came up in the vestry meeting today that a vestryman had tickets to "next week's football game." The conversation ensued about our parish tailgating parties for Husker games. No one picked up on the potential value of said vestryman's comment except one curate who shall remain nameless. ;)
After the meeting was over, I asked him how he managed to score tickets to the Nebraska-USC game. He said, "Yeah, a relative isn't using them...do you want one?"
Is Fred Thompson bald?
FYI...look for me on TV next week.