[a voice from the kitchen...]
Rector: Man, is this the Communion bread the altar guild left for Sunday? It's huge!
Archer: No, that's my lunch. It's a homemade Calzone.
Rector: Oh...I guess a Sauce and Pepperoni filled body of Christ would be sort of weird.
Archer: A heretically tasty treat!
Archer: Wait...how did you know it had Pepperoni and Sauce?
Rector: I don't [w]oe...
Rector: Guess I'm buying [w]unch.