Thursday, April 03, 2008

Overheard in the Office

[a voice from the kitchen...]

Rector: Man, is this the Communion bread the altar guild left for Sunday? It's huge!

Archer: No, that's my lunch. It's a homemade Calzone.

[awkward pause]

Rector: Oh...I guess a Sauce and Pepperoni filled body of Christ would be sort of weird.

Archer: A heretically tasty treat!

[awkward pause]

Archer: Wait...how did you know it had Pepperoni and Sauce?

[munching sound]

[awkward pause]

[munching sound]

Rector: I don't [w]oe...

[munching sound]

Rector: Guess I'm buying [w]unch.

2 comments:

Raisin said...

that's hilarious!

"Ms. Cornelius" said...

Ha. I think someone else should be buying lunch, once the chewing and swallowing is completed. For safety's sake.