"Father, I can't find the regular coffee for coffee hour."
Uh oh...guess we will have to go with DeCaf and put up with grumpy parishioners.
No reader for the 10:30.
Hmmm...well I guess my wife can do that if I can sweet talk her into it.
"Didn't you get the e-mail? The Deacon is on vacation."
Uh...no. But that's okay, we have enough priests to cover it.
"No chalice bearer for the 10:30, she's sick"
OK, well, Attendence should be down as its Memorial Day weekend. Guess we will wing it.
Yeah, its one of those Sundays...