The Archer's Public Service Announcement
This will no doubt come as a shock to everyone who knows me as the loveable but penny-pinching Scotch-Irish priest that I am, I have become convinced that you need to always go whole hog on saltine crackers and do not buy the off brands.
There is nothing worse that unsalted or stale saltine crackers, which is usually what you get when you get the generic crackers. Always go for the finest available when purchasing saltine crackers.
Trust me on this.