Setting: Chapel teaching session at Thunderhead Episcopal Camp for 5th and 6th Graders
Children: Holy Water!
Archer: Yes, that's right! Do you know what the priest does with it?
Child 1: He drinks it after a long sermon?
Archer: No, the priest usually does something with it...anyone know?
Child 2 (after some thought): Sometimes the priest at home sprinkles it on people during Mass?
Archer: Yes, very good. And what does the priest say when he sprinkles it on people?
[awkward pause while children think...]
Child 3 (very excitingly waving his hands and in all seriousness): I know! I know! 'The Power of Christ compels you!"