Saturday, November 19, 2011

Overheard at the Rectory

"How's your headache?"

"Yeah, I think I need a new prescription for my glasses, particularly my right eye."

"You can get an eye patch!"

"Great, I can be a pirate priest."

"That could be fun."

"Arrgh! I look like a pirate and I bless like one too!"

"How does a pirate bless?"

"With a hook, of course."

[chortle]


"And we've hit a new low."

"I had to throw the gauntlet peg leg down."

[chortle]

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