Overheard at the Office...

Employee 1: "Do we have any 9 volt batteries?"

Archer: "Well, if we do, they are in the supply cabinets over there."

[5 minute pause with various rummaging sounds followed by silence]

Employee 1, while walking by with a mouth full of twizzlers, "Well, they weren't in the candy drawer either."


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