Things you hear working in a church school...

 (walking into a kitchen with the lights off because you hear someone banging on a pipe under a sink): "Who's in here?"

The plumber under the sink: "King Saul and the Witch of Endor!"

"Well, when your done with your seance, please stop by the office."

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