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Are you ready for some Football?

'Tis the season...football season that is. The NCAA football season has begun. LSU thumped Mississippi State with more games to follow this Labor Day weekend. I have to admit that I am ready. After a year's hiatus from college football thanks to my adventures in Narnia last fall, I say, "bring it on!" As I was riding my bike to work this morning, it felt like football season. The weather has been cooler here in Nebraska the last few days. In fact, it got down to the 50's last night. Biking to work has been fabulous. Ask me again about the weather when we get the first ice storms of October, and I will probably have other opinions on the weather, but right now the weather is great. As I was riding to work this morning, I began seeing the signs of the times. Cars decked out in football gear; everything from window flags to a fresh crop of bumper stickers. Students walking to classes wearing jerseys and Nebraska shirts. Football is in the air here. I have found Nebra...

Coolest Ringtone Ever

I finally found the ring tone for my cell phone that I have been looking for for quite some time. I wanted the ring tone of the Johnny Cash Folsom Prison album where he introduces himself and begins singing Folsom Prison Blues. I could find the Folsom Prison Blues ringtone, but I wanted the "Hello...I'm Johnny Cash" introduction. I finally found it. Sweet.
Titus One Nine has an interesting link to liturgical vandalism in an RC London parish. Put down the doobie...the '70's are over.

Thought from Today's Reading...

"The purpose of this chapter has been to consider the extent to which moderm science affords us scope to consider God's particular action, beyond his single Creatorly fiat. This consideration was necessary, not because science has an absolute right of veto over theology but because theology, truly conceived, seeks the most profound integration of all human knowledge, and so has to respect the offerings made to it by all branches of inquiry into the way things are. Our expectation that our action in the world might afford some analogical help in thinking about God's action has, with proper safeguards, proved valid. "We have also seen that modern physics is not inimical to the undoubted possiblity of our actions, and so it does not exclude the possibility of God's actions either. It is possible with integrity, if not without puzzlement, to hold to what science has to say and still go on to consider those theological questions about God's action..." -Dr. Joh...

The Archer Movie Recommendations

I rented a great movie from Netflix called The Mission that a priest friend of mine was telling me about. I plan on using it for an adult forum or something at some point. It is about a Jesuit missionary in Brazil circa 1750. It has Robert De Niro, Jeremy Irons, and Liam Neeson. I had never heard of it, but it apparently won an Oscar for best cinematography in 1987. I think it deserved that Oscar, its a beautifully filmed movie. If your Netflix list is low, give it a whirl. It's heavy in theological issues, but well worth the time.

I'm a Chaplain...

of the Lincoln Elks' Lodge. I finally got asked (I knew it was coming) to be the regular chaplain at the Elks' Lodge. I joined back in the spring when I learned I was moving back to Lincoln. They asked at that point if I wanted to be assistant chaplain. I had a feeling I was being groomed for something else. I officially got asked to become the full chaplain today, which is an officer position because the current chaplain is having to step down because of his work schedule. Now, I'm a officer and a curate. At least they serve beer at the lodge, which beats the pants of being a CPE chaplain. Not that I'm bitter about CPE or anything. At least I no longer refer to it as C rappy P astoral E ducation.

St Mark's on Campus

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I took this picture of the baptismal font(s) with the reflection from the stained glass window. Well, I thought it was cool...

You must be a grown-up when...

you spend the workday redoing all the stuff you did yesterday while still getting paid for it. In school, if you have to redo something which was incorrect the first time, you don't get credit until its done. In the workforce, its called "software re-installs." Whee...

Texas 30, Baltimore 3

A lousy field goal, that's all Baltimore could come up with. Wait...this is BASEBALL ! It turns out this is the first time a baseball team has ever scored 30 runs in a game in 110 years. Some things are just wrong, and they are always wrong. There is absolutely no reason why 30 runs should be allowed in a baseball game. Mercy rule, anyone? At first blush, or sunburn as the case may be seeing as this game went on for hours and hours, one would blame the pitching quality. And there is some truth to that. Run inflation has increased as the number of teams in each league has increased. There was a time when there was less than 20 teams. Fewer teams meant higher quality players per capita. I also helped that Major League Baseball had a monopoly on athletic talent because they were about the only respectable sport out there that you could make any money in. Of course, by "making money in" I mean money enough to support yourself. Back in the days of the reserve clause, players w...

Early Morning Flowers

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My mother sent me these lovely pictures of flowers in her garden. I thought I would share them.

My first Parish Newsletter Article

My blog readers should know that giving me broad parameters for a monthly article in the Parish Newsletter is probably not a good idea... -The Archer ------------------------------------------------ The Curate's Corner “Hello, my name is Ryan...and I am a recovering seminarian.” Greetings to you all. I have been asked by the powers that be to contribute regularly to the Lion's Roar. This is a task I am quite happy to do as your new curate. I enjoy writing and look forward to the challenge of coming up with something dreadfully clever to write for the Roar. I tend to write with a Dave Berry style humor, as you have probably already guessed from the title of my article. Please take my scribblings with a light heart. At the very most, you will likely get a chuckle; at the very least, you are offered the chance to save the planet by contributing to paper recycling. I am still adjusting to life after seminary, and I must say that I am thoroughly enjoying it. These changes range from...

CS3 Contribute

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I decided to try out my Adobe CS3 Contribute program which allows you to post to blogs, etc. I am still fooling around with it, so this is a first attempt. The image is a stained glass window in my boss' office. Nothing like have the Lord keeping an eye on the boss...

Master of My Domain

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Such as it is...

Other Tasks as Assigned...

My church had a minor graffiti incident last night. Nothing major, just a few gang signs spray painted on one of the brick columns that hold up the St. Mark's sign. The cops said that there had been a rash of them on the Lincoln campus area over the last three weeks or so. That's about the extent of Lincoln crime waves. If you build it, they will spray paint. This must be a job for the curate under the "other tasks as assigned" clause in said Curate's said contract. Unfortunately, I know all too well. Between last summer on the Lakota reservation and working at St Paul's in urban Chicago as a seminarian for 3 years give-or-take, I have become well versed in the Jedi arts of graffiti removal. Pressure washing works best, but is a pain to have to rent and is a mess with water dust slurping about, hitting the passers by. If it isn't too large a graffiti exhibition, usually you can get the spray can of graffiti vandalism remover at the hardware store which usu...

I don't like Spam (edition 3.0)

I occasionally rant and and complain on my blog about Spam. No, not the meat(-ish?)(-like??) product, but unsolicited e-mail. I don't really have anything personal against Spam the canned product. In fact, the family that owns Spam are Episcopalian and donate money to the church in large quantities. I always found this ironic considering most Episcopalians would starve to death before letting Spam touch their lips...Unclean! Of course on a bet with a certain rector at a country club like Episcopal Church one time, I remolded it, put it with some fancy crackers, and passed it off as French Pâté once during coffee hour, and they loved it. The Emperor's New Spam, I suppose. I ended up making a bundle on that bet. But that's another story... In any event, I have been getting Spam, the e-mail version, on my new e-mail address at the parish I work at. Its not even in English...it appears to be Chinese or Korean characters. Out of morbid curiosity, I ran it through the universal...

Daily News Nugget: Dutch Treat Edition

Bishop says Christians should refer to God as Allah . I'd love to have comments on this one before the Pope busts him down to altarboy.

Feast of the Assumption

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I would be remiss in my Anglo-Catholic madness if I didn't post something for the Feast of St. Mary the Virgin today. In Anglo-Catholic circles, its the Feast of the Assumption of Mary. I have grown in my appreciation of Mary over the years. Back in my Low(er) Church days, I was not quite sure what to make of Mary. I went to a Catholic high school and every class was usually started with either the Lord's Prayer, a Glory Be, or a Hail Mary. In all my years at the school, I would usually join in with the other two, but never actually said the Hail Mary. Ironically, when I was searching around (yes, I church shopped) back in the days of college, I attended an RCIA class a couple of times. After the second class, the priest pulled me into his office. He wasn't being mean or anything. He just sensed I had questions, but from theological comments in class I had made, he felt that I would probably not be that happy in the Roman Catholic church. As I understand it, the two doctrin...

Getting the hang of Deaconing

For the first time since I was ordained, I finally felt like I was at home with being a deacon at Mass today. It was sort of a weird feeling. Good but weird.

Hahaha

Pun for the day...Courtesy of my cartoonist friend, Scott. this is great !

Thoughts on Via Media

Has anyone used the Via Media curriculum? In my ongoing quest to build a solid inquirer's class curriculum that isn't flaky, esoterically irrelevant, or bizarrely heretical, I've been viewing those videos (amongst other materials). Given it is from All Saints- Pasadena (who have banned anything that smacks of atonement theories from their liturgy) I am somewhat skeptical. I do not see that they are of much use to anyone. Anyone have thoughts?